Sunday, August 19, 2007
what's wrong with football announcers
I'm a Baltimore Ravens fan. If they score 20 points in the first half, with a field goal tacked on at the end of the second quarter, why do announcers tell us the Ravens have scored twenty unanswered. It is 17 unanswered and 3 yet to be answered. Dang it!
Friday, December 8, 2006
Introduction
Aloha.
Welcome to Johnson's Footlong Hotdog Stand. We sell hot dogs, all types. We have german dogs (with sauerkraut), breakfast dogs (with eggs, bacon, etc.), pizza dogs (self explantory), and tons of others. As of now, we have 22 different types of dogs, that we sell all day, every day. Some are more risky than others, ex// the "basketball player." And behind the counter we have our infamous surf check wall, with many of the surf spots from around the island on the wall marked with lights. If the light is on, the surf has been checked and it is good. If it's really good, we might not be open.
Welcome to Johnson's Footlong Hotdog Stand. We sell hot dogs, all types. We have german dogs (with sauerkraut), breakfast dogs (with eggs, bacon, etc.), pizza dogs (self explantory), and tons of others. As of now, we have 22 different types of dogs, that we sell all day, every day. Some are more risky than others, ex// the "basketball player." And behind the counter we have our infamous surf check wall, with many of the surf spots from around the island on the wall marked with lights. If the light is on, the surf has been checked and it is good. If it's really good, we might not be open.
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